A little technology rant

If computer commercials were truthful, they would show a woman kneeling on her knees, using her iPhone screen as a flashlight to light up the USB ports on the back of her computer so she can insert a memory card adapter, which she will have to wiggle many times and hold her tongue just right in order for the computer to recognize it. Forget all the folding, dancing, music, movie-making, and happy smiles that they show in those ads. It's just a relief when something semi-works.

Now, excuse me, cuz me and my stupid computer have work to do.